May 2013
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Actually I’m not that against Yahoo taking over Tumblr because I used to work with one of the original founders of Yahoo and he was a pretty cool dude.
Also he used to buy us drinks and he was fantastically sarcastic and he let me play with his iPhone 5.
realniggaurl:
when I’m staring at a girl and she thinks I’m hating
but really I’m just gay
This actually happens to me a lot.
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Attn: You cool people
You should download the new XKit, and then make sure you have XIM, and then add me to your list so we can chat okay?
Okay.
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day after migraine problems
me: [accidentally drops half of bagel into wet sink]
me: [almost cries]
me: [puts on bra]
me: [too much pressure on back muscles; removes bra]
me: [accidentally hits oven with water bottle]
me: [deliriously apologizes to oven]
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