Actually I’m not that against Yahoo taking over Tumblr because I used to work with one of the original founders of Yahoo and he was a pretty cool dude. Also he used to buy us drinks and he was fantastically sarcastic and he let me play with his iPhone 5.
realniggaurl: when I’m staring at a girl and she thinks I’m hating but really I’m just gay This actually happens to me a lot.
Attn: You cool people
You should download the new XKit, and then make sure you have XIM, and then add me to your list so we can chat okay? Okay.
day after migraine problems
me: [accidentally drops half of bagel into wet sink]
me: [almost cries]
me: [puts on bra]
me: [too much pressure on back muscles; removes bra]
me: [accidentally hits oven with water bottle]
me: [deliriously apologizes to oven]
Go to a concert or restaurant or the park or a rodeo, and look around. You’ll...– How To Own A Smartphone And Still Be Human