Actually I’m not that against Yahoo taking over Tumblr because I used to work with one of the original founders of Yahoo and he was a pretty cool dude.

Also he used to buy us drinks and he was fantastically sarcastic and he let me play with his iPhone 5.

Attn: You cool people

You should download the new XKit, and then make sure you have XIM, and then add me to your list so we can chat okay?

Okay.

day after migraine problems

  • me: [accidentally drops half of bagel into wet sink]
  • me: [almost cries]
  • me: [puts on bra]
  • me: [too much pressure on back muscles; removes bra]
  • me: [accidentally hits oven with water bottle]
  • me: [deliriously apologizes to oven]

all these ladies are finding their girlfriends on tumblr and i’m just sitting here like

(do i need to start tagging my posts with “lesbian” or?)

  • I just discovered Rose & Rosie on YouTube. GOD I LOVE THE INTERNET.
  • These videos are making me want a girlfriend. FML.
  • On the plus side, I am no longer bored.
  • Also on the plus side, R&R are distracting me from my Go-On-cancellation-depression.

Shaded states are the ones I’ve visited.
Now I’m depressed at my lack of travel.
  • my mom: so apparently [guy who used to live down the street] is indeed gay.
  • me: oh?
  • my mom: yeah. plus, i mean, if you're like 25 and have never been on a date... well, you're probably gay.
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: hey now. that's not necessarily true.
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: (to self: uh, except in my case. and this guy's. WOO GAY DENIAL.)
  • my mother probably knows i'm a liar. oh well.

Monday complaints:
• It’s gray and gloomy
• This weather makes my whole back and neck and head ache
• Carrie Brownstein is not my girlfriend

Oh Songza, you so funneh.

watching the episode of portlandia where alexandra breaks up with carrie and having so many feelz

today i subbed for a hs art teacher and:

  • watched people paint for ~3 hours
  • watched people draw for ~1.5 hours
  • had a conversation with a student about riot grrrl which was neat
  • discovered that b’hem houses a secret art space and a bikini kill cover band
  • met two people from the ~*tumblr internets*~ (hi corrine and simona!)
  • added “visual art” below “singing” on my extensive list of talents/skills i wish i possessed
  • wondered how much money pierre spends annually in order to give out candy to students every day
  • wished i had a teacher back in high school who cared as much about us as mrs. d obviously cares about her students
  • (…i mean i sort of did, but not as much, for seriousss)
  • thought that i need more caffeine/coffee in my life
My mom reenacted the dumpster divers scene from #Portlandia using shipping paper from a box.

instead of sleeping i’m on tumblr and also listening to the recording of ‘thoroughly modern millie’ which i saw at the local high school last year and sighhhhh.

file under: wishing i could sing. again.

my obsession with moving to portland is getting a little out of hand.

like, it’s probably not normal to want to be somewhere so badly that you feel like crying but in a good way.

…help.

i had too much sugar and my “what is appropriate to say and what is not” filter fell off, whoops.